A Reenactment

[Originally posted at Slacktivist (page 4).]

Computer: The following thingy has become unresponsive. Do you wish to summarily execute it or wait to see if it recovers?
Me: Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how much I've written? Wait. For the love of all that is holy wait. If it takes all day, wait. I was like three words away from posting, wait.
Computer: Ok, I'll wait, but watch this.
Me: What the Hell!?!?
Computer: That's not real punctuation.
Me: That's not the point! The point is that you just reloaded a bunch of pages for no reason whatsoever and in so doing deleted everything I wrote. What part of, "I don't want to lose that" did you not understand?
Computer: Oh, I understood.